May 2013
octopenis:
An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
“You deserve good things, and I want to be one of them.”
– Ellen Hopkins, Impulse (via gijibae)
i’m not “cute” awkward.
i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.
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absoluutebliss:
first of all who allowed me on the internet
“Because when something happens, she’s the person I want to tell. The most basic...”
– David Levithan (via perfect)
heartless:
It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care
