octopenis: An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
You deserve good things, and I want to be one of them.– Ellen Hopkins, Impulse (via gijibae)
i’m not “cute” awkward. i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.
absoluutebliss: first of all who allowed me on the internet
Because when something happens, she’s the person I want to tell. The most basic...– David Levithan (via perfect)
heartless: It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care